Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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