Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
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