I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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