Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
They took my balls.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
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