Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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