Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
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apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
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Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
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