I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
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