Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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