well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
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