We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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