I skipped work to stalk him.
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
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No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
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Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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