i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
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