turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
it was like eating out sand paper
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
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its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
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Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Randomize