i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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