Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
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I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
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He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
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