There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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