He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
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