Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Nicole vs. Life
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
Randomize
