Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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