Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
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Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
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Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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