Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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