Sponge bath it is.
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
OPIZZABONMYDICK
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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