My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
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Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
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That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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