My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
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