Is it normal to miss your booty call?
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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