You're so nebulous sometimes
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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