i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
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do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
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He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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