didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
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I think the camel was justified in biting me.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
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tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
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I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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