can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Hi. This might be awkward, but I met you on saturday at about 330 am. I have to admit I don't remember your name, what we talked about, or various details of how I got home. What I do remember is that I was invested enough in getting your number to ask my cab driver for a pen to write it down since my phone was dead. So do you want to meet, soberer, some time?
Hey bro I think you got the wrong number I'm a dude
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I want to fling myself into the sun
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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