the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
What drink are we having for lunch?
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
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