Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
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anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
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Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
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