I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
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I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
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His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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