I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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