Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
we're making bets on your personal life
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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