you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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