three words: i give head
three words: not that well
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
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