STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
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