And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
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I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
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Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
third nipple confirmed
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
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