Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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