I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
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Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
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Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
i now understand why vodka
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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