I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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