I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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