and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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