I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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