google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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