Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I am available for nakedness
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
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