Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
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threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
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I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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