Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
His nipple licking is glorious
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