Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
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Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
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okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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