Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
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Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
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I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
Please don't give away my fajitas
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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