If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
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I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
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This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
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