shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
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I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
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I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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