Don't you send me to vm
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
i will never coherently bang her
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
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